(REX RYAN, the coach of the New York Jets, has a foot fetish. Here he is at the thirty yard line of the practice field, coaching his field goal kicker NICK FOLK). REX Hey, how’s it going? FOLK Oh pretty good, pretty good… was just finishing… REX Finishing? FOLK Yeah – I’ve been here for […]
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Hung Over
(SILVIA is slumped over at the kitchen table. JASON comes in) JASON What’s wrong? SILVIA I feel so bad… JASON Hung over? SILVIA Yeah… I’m not drinking again… ever… JASON You did drink a lot… SILVIA I’m still not over it… I might still be drunk… JASON How much did you have? SILVIA I drank […]
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(JEREMY and STEVE are at a New Year’s Party, surrounded by FRIENDS. They’re both holding glasses of champagne. They clink glasses, and drink) JEREMY That’s not bad… STEVE Yeah… it’ll do, it’ll do… JEREMY Happy New Year! STEVE You too man… hope it’s a good one. JEREMY Yeah… wow… two thousand and eleven… STEVE Did […]
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