(JOANNA and STEPHANIE are walking down a street together, in New York City)

JOANNA
The city is so… uncrowded.

STEPHANIE
Yeah, since the pandemic – everyone is upstate.

JOANNA
In the woods?

STEPHANIE
I guess… yes, with trees, and squirrels… and bears.

JOANNA
Bears?

STEPHANIE
There are bears – I think. And coyotes.

JOANNA
Wow. But we’re still here! We should party!

STEPHANIE
Definitely. Let’s hit a club.

JOANNA
A club? Won’t that be dangerous?

STEPHANIE
Dangerous?

JOANNA
All those people…

STEPHANIE
So?

JOANNA
All those people… exhaling; it will be a virus stew…

STEPHANIE
I mean… sure… it will be virus stew.

JOANNA
Okay.

STEPHANIE
Okay?

JOANNA
Sure – let’s go.

(The End)